The Haunted Cucumber

One day, I was having breakfast. I looked out my window to see that there was an army of ghosts flying to my house! The ghosts knocked on my door, and my mom let them in. The ghosts made her into strips of beef jerky and ate her. I ran to my room and slammed my door shut. But then the ghosts flew under the crack on the bottom of my door and tried to eat me. I jumped out of
the window and broke both of my legs! I ran to my neighbor's house and
hid under their table. The ghosts then knocked on my neighbor's door and then my neighbor opened the door. Then the ghosts ate my neighbors. I ran out of the house and went up the snowy hill 10 miles over and back to find the nearest police station. When I went to the police station, I hid in the jail. Then the ghosts bursted through the door and ate all of the police cops. I then ran out of the police station and fell off a cliff. Then I died.